Meer werk van Rives? Officiële website If I ran the internet: full text. Ik heb de tekst van het gedicht uitgeschreven, voor zij die het nog eens willen nalezen. Intro: I wrote this poem after hearing a pretty well-known actress telling a pretty well-known interviewer on television: ‘I’m really getting into the internet lately. I just wish it were more organised.’ If I ran the internet If I controlled the internet? You could auction your broken heart on Ebay Take the money, go to Amazon, Buy a phonebook for a country you’ve never been to Call folks at random until you find someone who flirts really well in a foreign language If I were in charge of the internet You could Mapquest your lover’s moodswings Hang left at cranky Right at preoccupied U turn on silent treatment All the way back to tongue kissing and good lovin’ You could navigate and understand every emotional intersection Some days I’m as shallow as a backing pan But I still stretch miles in all directions If I own the interne...
Hannes Couvreur